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Dracula (2000) is about a very good looking Jennifer Esposito and of course Dracula, we don't like him.
He looks like a slimy bastard, he talk like a slimy bastard and he would fit just well in the Grey's Anatomy Sleaze balls.
Well it's not only about Jennifer and Dracula. We have Van Helsing who's been injecting Draculas blood so he can stay alive and find out a way to actually kill him. He gets and apprentice (Johnny Lee Miller) who turns out to be quite understandable with the whole Vampire thing.
Then there's Van Helsings daughter Mary who is very pretty and sometimes stupid. She who shares Draculas blood through her father’s injections have a special connection with him.
The whole movie basically is about Draculas hunt for Mary and Mary running from Dracula...
But as we said Jennifer where the highlights in the movie. We've come up with a couple of rules that should be a law when it comes to Jennifer Esposito in TV and movies.
1. Always have to wear glasses especially combined with a secretary outfit.
2. Always have a gun in hand and preferably saying "Gentlemen we're not leaving without the coffin"
3. Jennifer with fangs should be illegal because it makes it tickle in special places.
4. Putting Jennifer in a interrogation room as a vampire is like the best thing ever.
5. Jennifer sucking blood from female victims and she clearly enjoys it.
We give this movie a 6/10 and Jennifer made at least 3 of the points... Of Course.
- A kiss from Tuva to ya all. But we got it first... *wink* *wink*
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