Hell Ride

Hell Ride (2008)

Naked ladies, people shooting each others with harpoons and people riding motorcycles. Did we mention this was a Larry Bishop movie and Tarantino had some part in it... though we do not know which.

It's about Pistolero, the leader of the mc gang 'Victories' who is after a treasure. But they are not alone... Another gang called '666'-ers lead by Billy Wings (Vinnie Jones). We get to follow them through their hunt. They go through dead people, naked ladies and a lot of booze.
In the middle we have the hot Angelina Jolie copy who don't look like Angelina Jolie at all. She has a fire in her pants and tries to call the fire truck but Pistelero wants to take the fire on with his tongue.
Nada (as the hot Angelina not looking like Angelina copy is named) is the best part in this movie... Her lines is pure genius, she's hot and does not have fake boobs (which was a very rare thing in this movie) She had an awesome turquoise motorcycle and we are going to steel it.

After seeing this movie we got an epiphany.... WE ARE GONNA START A MOTORCYCKLE GANG. No we are serious, I mean there is no downside apart from the might getting shot. Hot girls, cool leather vests, Me and Em as gang leaders and Helene on her pink bicycle (she hates pink).
We would skip the guns part and just use our feminine wise *wink* *wink* to get things go our way.
We give this movie a very very nice 9/10... Mostly cos of the Angelina ........... Not so lookalike and the conversations between the characters ooooh and the fights.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0411475/

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