Saturday 15 November 2008

Girls Just want to Have Fun and Satan's school for girls


Me and Emelie where kinda bored, this ended up in watching two Shannen Doherty movies in Emelies bed (and yes that's all we did, and eat carrots)...

Satan's school for girls, is sort of Shannens way of dealing with Charmed hold between season 2 and three. There where they headshoots from season one, the ugly clothes (though that might be the nineties), same powers and a friend called Paige... It was scary, belive us.
The movie is about Beth whose sister "committed" suicide so of course Beth goes to her sisters school to find out why she killed her self and all the facts points to a group of female devil worshipers.
And big suprise, she sleeps around with one guy, almost the same amount she had on three seasons in Charmed... Who can blame the guys.
The Movie is cute, it has nice wolfs that eat people, good soundtrack even though Elin though it could be better so she made her own.
This ended up in Emelie laughing all the time, Elin trying to be serious but didn't work so we both missed half the plot, witch didn't matter cos we had seen it before.

all together we would suggest to watch the film on tv, DON'T Buy it, if you can't find it borrow it from us. Really funny commercials in between, like a funny mooooose who was selling cheeeeese.
The movie gets 2.5/10, Elin and Emelie would do it like 8/10 times better.
We liked the evil teacher who didn't sleep around, aswell as the goth (we suspect lesbian) girl who died, she had all the great lines.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0203088/

Ps. Since the similar movie named Satan's school for lust got a better review we are of course looking into that was well. More news on that later...

So after watching five minutes of Anaconda we desbiratly changed to Girls Just Want To Have Fun when we saw J-lo half naked on the screen.
So we decided it was better to see Helen Hunt, Sarah Jessica Parker and a VERY young and actually good acting Shannen.
This movie is about when the hair took over the world you know in the 1980s. Spandex and awesome legwarmers (invented by Roxy).
Big suprise that the movie where about a dance contest, absolutley no movies in the 80s where about dance, young people dancing, old people trying to dance or John Travolta trying to be sexy but fail complietley.
It's a funny movie, we laught alot but we didn't know why, Probably cos of Helens awesome style, hair and assecories in shapes of dinosures, ester eggs and frogs, all in her hair of course.
Now we're gonna have nightmares as well, imagine a man, a hairy man in one of Alyssa Milanos tops in Charmed with tight jeans, leg warmers and hair all over the place.... Belive us it wasen't pretty... Think our pshycologist will treat us for this to long.
This movie we actually sugesst you to watch but close you eyes druing the dance contest in the end. If your not turned on by hair men in tight tops.
We give this movie a 4.5/10, mostly becouse of Helens hair, witch should have been it's own character.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089208/

And now for the big Question!!!

Can anyone here come up with a Uber-bitch with a soul? It must be a character in a movie... We just can't seem to find anyone except from the Beast in Beauty and the Beast.... Mabey Roxanne in Hex too...

As a nice brunette in Pushing Daisies once said, Follow the yellow thick hose...
Now we are singing Giiiirls just waaaaannnnna haaaaaave fuuuuuuun, which we will continue for a good few days simply to annoy people and that will go on until Helen starts to hit us, which of course if the main idea ;)

2 comments:

Isvind said...

Helene's gonna love us when we show her Satan's School For Lust... should we invite Ivan hehe;P

Anonymous said...

Oh I'm famous now! You guys mentioned me! Yay! I'm glad that you didn't sing "Girls just wanna have fun", it's a really horrible song!
We must see Satan's School For Lust! And we don't have to invite Ivan, he will appear no matter what!